2008/05/10

what every girl needs.  

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Every girl only needs one thing in their life to be completely happy. Something that can make a girl more happy then any man, any amounts of chocolate, and number of coach bags. Something much more orgasmic then David Beckham falling madly in love with you and whisking you away to some tropical island resort. (Because you see as sexy as David Beckham is- he is still a man and will still have moments where he is a total dick I’m sure).
What every girl needs is a pair of Jimmy Choos.
Think about it. They’re sexy, classy, beautiful, and will always love you back. Jimmy Choos are always patient and kind; they are never jealous, but they might make you boastful or conceited; they are never rude or selfish; they do not take offense, and are not resentful. Jimmy Choos may take pleasure in other people’s sins but only to gossip; they are always ready to party, to laugh, to drink, and to have a good time. The love from Jimmy Choos does not come to an end.
Just imagine walking into a room. Everyone stopping what they are doing to see you walk across the room with your Jimmy Choos. Everyone staring in complete and total envy. If that isn’t a confidence boost then I don’t know what it.
(And who knows, once you starting strutting around in your Jimmy Choo’s David Beckham might realize what he is missing ;) )

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3 comments: to “ what every girl needs.


  • May 10, 2008 at 2:29 PM  

    O boy angie
    you realy are going to be that crazy blogger that sits in a starbucks all dayhahaha but we love you any way ;)


  • May 13, 2008 at 12:18 AM  

    ahaha u stole that idea from my life! I so had the quote that shoes are better than boyfriends! It is a compliment that you like my creative genius
    LOVE YOU

    p.s. to leave u this wonderful comment i had to make an account...craziness


  • May 29, 2008 at 12:55 AM  

    what the hell are jimmy choos? will u buy me some if i click on ur ads enough?